From the team that brought you the rip-roaring bestseller My Dad Thinks He’s Funny and its sequel My Dad Still Thinks He’s Funny. New paperback edition!

When Mum’s busy she says she’s run off her feet. When I dawdle, Mum tells me to shake a leg. When I say, “I’m coming,” Mum says, “So is Christmas.” My mum says the STRANGEST things.