Ruthless and brave, that's me, ruler of all Japan. You bow low, but I know you are no samurai - so I will honour you with my iron-fisted rules for keeping in power, not just for my own great self but my great dynasty. I'll who you how:
the samurai code is my life - it inspires terror (good)
my soaring castle has massive defences (not even a ninja can get in)
uprisings, upstarts and impudent pirates are stamped on AR ONCE
Then I must have riches galore, adorn glorious temples and eat rice that is as polished as my katana. All adds up to one stunning shogun, no?