Why can’t a man be more like a glass of rosé? A bit more useful, that is. You can’t live with them, and yet… No, really, you just can’t live with them.

Women are complex creatures; men are beasts. Daisy Hay reminds us of 100 reasons why men are living proof that women can take a joke. And if men really are from Mars, why don’t we have the technology to send them back?