Description - Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome by Stinson
So you're going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book - to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. The Bro Code for Parents will help you: Choose a baby name that won't get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker; Interview and hire a smokin' hot nanny; Teach your child instant classics like 'The Boobs on the Bus' and 'Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat'. With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you'll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
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