They say the best way to get over one man is to get under another one... and another. And another.

I'm on the wrong side of my quarter-life crisis. Dead-end job, lease ending, and single af. It's made all the harder by knowing exactly who the perfect man for me is: my super hot, incredibly kind, and extremely taken friend Austin. What's a girl to do but drown her troubles in pinot and let her bestie open her an account on a dating app?

Spring is for new beginnings, and Finn's abs are a perfect introduction to dating.

Boulder is starting to thaw, seeds are being planted, and I am determined that I will sprout this season too. Starting with one particularly muscular, earnest trainer:

First I get to enjoy his rock-hard body.

Then he'll help me get one of my own.

It'll end with a different kind of rock altogether.

All I have to do is become the kind of girl who doesn't mostly just rock paint-stained pajamas.

Summer is for throwing caution to the wind, and Dune's a bad boy that lives for danger.

Colorado is heating up, much like my newly re-discovered libido, and I'm hoping like hell that my new blind date's hot, too. Fate ( and my bestie) truly deliver a doozy:

He rides motorcycles.

His tattoos are insanely hot.

The mystery of his life is all but unsolvable.

This good girl is about to get a little bit bolder in search of truth, justice, and a rebellious phase.