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Description - Dirty Ditties: Popular Music, Alternate Lyrics by George Gibson

Great gift idea for the rude dude in your family!
If you can hum the tune, we have the lyrics!

You know what it's like; you're at a party, or the bar, a diner, or going on a roadtrip, and you hear a song you like and just can't stop yourself from twisting the lyrics.

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

Yeah we know what Jimmy really said, but some darn funny lyrics can be used on just about every classic and popular song, rock, beat, hip-hop - whatever man!

This volume has the following funny lyrics...

  • Losing My Religion - Losing My Bladder Control
  • Just A Gigolo - Just a Gigolo/Got No Body (Skeletal Version)
  • The Look of Love - The Look of Lust (Nerd Edition)
  • 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - 50 Ways to Spank Your Monkey
  • Space Oddity - Bowel Oddity
  • Don't Fear The Reaper - Don't Fear The Reefer
  • Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head - Peedrops Keep Fallin' on My Head
  • Putting on the Ritz - Putin on the Shitz
  • Puff the Magic Dragon - Poof The Tragic Drag Queen
  • Smoke on the Water - Smoke in the Toilet
  • Doctor Who Theme Music - Doctor Poo and the TURDIS (yes lyrics to this famous tune!)
  • Good Vibrations - Big Vibrator
  • Take it Easy - Take it Sleazy
  • Another Brick in the Wall - Another Prick in the Wall
  • Blinded by the Light - Blinded by the Shite
  • Everybody Dance Now - Everybody Jack Now

WARNING! Some adult content, some non-PC, but mostly adolescent naughty schoolboy humor, so have fun and laugh your pants off!

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