''Buy me a drink, '' she said.
''I'm too poor, '' I said.
''I'll buy you one.''
''I'm too proud, '' I said.
''In my apartment, '' she said, ''there's Scotch, rye, bourbon - anything you want!''
''Anything?''
''Anything!''
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