Maxx Rumble’s footy stories are legendary. You won’t believe what happened to him when he played for the Stone Valley Saints!

When I staggered to my feet, my shoulder was a bit sore. I mean, it was sort of wobbly. So was the other one ... and my hips ... and my knees. In fact, every joint in my body was out of its socket. And that can hurt.

Maxx has been stretched beyond all recognition. Can he still stop the terrible trio?