Football:

Superbowl Sunday is the one day of the year where everyone in the country--regardless of their religious beliefs--completely stops what theyre normally doing. Especially the team Im rooting for.

Therapy:

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam Were #1 finger.

Relationships:

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife starts wearing the wedding ring on her middle finger.

In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, bestselling author, Emmy Award-winning talk show host, and wise-cracking analyst for ABCs Monday Night Football Dennis Miller makes hamburger out of societys most sacred cows as only he can with the kind of allusions that require high SAT scores or at least a smart crib sheet.

This time around, Miller takes on child stars with rap sheets, women with bigger muscles than his own, herbs you dont smoke, God, and, yes, football. As always, nothing is out of bounds.

Hilarious, sometimes angry, always insightful, The Rant Zone is Millers funniest and most provocative book to date. With Dennis Miller calling the signals, the comedy always goes deep.