Number one bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson. You’ll laugh your knickers off!

Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why?

• One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip.
• Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me…
• But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!!
• I would rather snog my cat, Angus!
• He has certainly got nicer legs… Well, more of them anyway.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school – urgh – unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS…