Parcells on the '98 AFC race: "We're kind of stacked up like club sandwiches."

Parcells on winning: "Winning doesn't feel as good as it used to and losing feels worse.... This is my crack cocaine. I know it's like an assembly line, okay? And I know that some day the line is going to stop, and that's when you're J-A-G. Just another guy."

Parcells on NFL stars: "Dumb players to dumb things. Smart players seldom do dumb things."

Parcells on his weight: "Hey, listen, let me tell you something. If I fell down, I'd rock myself to sleep." Columnist Norman Chad on ParcelIs: "It is a wonder of nature that caterpillars turn into butterflies. It is a wonder of ParcelIs that Vinny Testqaverde has turned into Joe Namath.... If he told his players the Earth were flat, none of them would cross the street. He could stare at a blue sky so hard, it becomes cloudy." Jets running back Keith Byars on ParceIls: "If he tells you there's cheese on top of the mountain, you'd better bring crackers."